-slowly presses controller against dick during a rumbly section of a video game-
teacher: your homework will only have 4 problems!
homework: 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 3a 3b 3c 3d 3e 4a 4b 4c 4d 4e
whenever you try to fall asleep during hot summer nights
*goes to fistbump mirror but my reflection goes for the high five*
(Source: meladoodle, via illusionistics)